Yes, that’s me.

I’m the person who requires the 100-year-old geneticist, with all of her experience, to have to call the lab with a question about the result.

Why?Because I’m a damn zebra unicorn.  Because I can.   Because it’s me.  

I can’t do anything with my health half-assed.  I go big or go home.  One form of EDS?  Why not TWO?!

I think my mom was right.  I was designed to live on another planet.  Or perhaps I’m the first X-man, and I will soon be given the ability to disappear or cause storms.  (At this point, I can sense incoming storms, but cannot yet cause them).

I am, forever and always, your Warrior Princess Zebra Unicorn ❤